back to kindergarten

" you'll be suspended , debarred , dismissed ! "

Have you ever had to hear all these words ?

well i have , and that too for the most criminal act of TALKING in the class .

Stupidity ! isn't it . well that's what my college is all about ..

Once i was caught talking in the class and i , along with a few others , were dragged to the most dreaded disciplinary committee (even worse than the disco in five point someone) .

On my way there i was asking to myself "wait a second .. are these people insane ? or have they gone nuts ? "

Well we all come to college to meet friends , chat and enjoy with them ( if not all , atleast i did , just for that ) and its inhuman to stop us from doing what we love to .. (the prof was lecturing though )

so the disciplinary committee ..

the set up was as thou' if i had entered a police station (just the khaki was missing) . Questions were fired from all directions asking me the reason for this so called crime of mine .. talking .

If the counsellor there had known the fairer sex better .. he w'd have known that chatting didn require any special reasons ..

well ! half an hour into the enquiry , i was standing there half asleep , listening to those impractical punishments which i had mentioned at the start .. i didn know how to react to that idiot who was blowing up the lamest issue on earth .. it was like an acting course for me where i was supposed to act guilty and control my laughter .

he accused me of almost every possible mistake in the world . Thanks to the PWD .. his water supply was still on . else i would have been accused of that too ..

like all proud prof he too shared (actually boasted) an experience of his where he had suspended a student for five days .. ( i thought of fetching him a place in the guiness book of records .. what an achievement ! )

So , at the end of it , we negotiated and i was asked to give an letter which read as follows ..

To

The Counsellor,

Disciplinary committee ,

PEC , Pondicherry

From

Dinesh.S

2nd , B.Tech ,

Mech.Engg.

PEC .

Respected Sir ,

I've been found guilty of talking , poking ma neighbour,disturbing the class , staring the lec. in the class continuously .

I hereby undertake and pledge that i'll not continue such actions .. and if found guilty again , i promise to bring my parents and also pay a fine of rs 500 .

thanking you wholeheartedly ,

yours faithfully,

dinesh .

well ! i didn mean a single word in the letter .. and so am saving the fine amount for the next crime ..

guys .. please do believe .. im in a college (which has just turned out to be worser than a kindergarten ) ..